A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left. Click on our calendar at the top left to see what special events will be going on while you'll be in town.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Bridget the Sweet-Talking Bartender at Deja Vu Showgirls

Bridget is the blue-eyed blonde bartender at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review/club website). She hails from Alabama, was a high school cheerleader, has a sweet southern accent that is easy to unwind to, and is currently a UNLV student majoring in business finance.

These photos of Bridget were taken in a couple of the club’s private VIP rooms by Adam Matlow, a professional photographer who often works for the Vegas Hustler Club. You can find more of Adam’s work on Instagram.

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Unfortunately, guys, Bridget is not available for lap dances or private shows, but she mixes a mean mojito and she looks awfully damn good while she’s mixing it.

Tonight Bridget will be pouring $5 Fireball shots.  Wear red, and your first one is free.

Use the coupon in the right sidebar of the club review page to get free admission (save $33!). Call 1 (702) 366-1633 for the free club limo.
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This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, December 19

Frat House Friday at Little Darlings

At Little Darlings it’s Frat House Friday, which means pretty girls dancing their way out of naughty schoolgirl outfits, college-party-type games (women from the audience blowing up condoms on stage, guys trying to climb stripper poles to win a free nude private dance), plus dollar lap dances, 2-for-1 nude private booth dances (that’s 2 for $20 during the blue light specials), and free southern bbq from 8 – 10 pm, so get there early if you’re hungry. (Club web site.)

Get free admission to Little Darlings with the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.  Call 1 (702) 371-2181 for the free club limo.  If you’re stuck at home, watch for free online at Little Darlings’ live web cam. (All audience members on stage will be blocked from the video. Only pros appear on camera.)

“Naughty & Nice” at Deja Vu Showgirls

The cute young dancers at Deja Vu Showgirl’s will be doing “naughty and nice” sets tonight as part of the club’s 12 Days of Christmas celebration.  I’m not sure what that means, except that it will be sexy.

Deja Vu Showgirls has also just announced a new lap dance special:  $125 for 15 minutes (instead of the usual 10) in the dark, comfy club VIP.

It’s also Fireball Friday.  That means $5 Fireball shots all night long.

Free admission if you arrive by the club limo or drive yourself or walk or do anything but take a cab. Call 1 (702) 366-1633 for the free club limo.

Pro tip: Wear red and your first Fireball is on the house.

Urban Women Night at Club Lacy’s

Club Lacy’s presents its one-of-a-kind Urban Women Night, featuring beautiful big booty African-American dancers in the hottest high-mileage all-nude strip show in Las Vegas or anywhere else.

The dancers tend to come down off the stage mid-set to start dancing in the laps of guys who look like they could use some booty time.  Then other dancers get in on the fun, while the crowd starts showering the scene with dollars.  It’s pure abandon.

Doors and bar open at 9:30. $20 cover. Come early for your drink because the twerking starts promptly at 11 pm and believe me, you don’t want to miss it.

Call 1 (702) 327-7258 for the free club limo. (Club website)

Open Bar at Crazy Horse III

Crazy Horse III is having an open bar on Corona Extra from 10 pm – midnite.

 

Saturday, December 20

Comedy Hour with Pole Dancing at Sapphire, Hot Lap Dances After

Sapphire Comedy Hour starts at 8 pm in the club’s showroom, featuring risque stand-up comics and a strip-club crowd that’s quick with the banter. Clif Yates is headlining tonight. Gorgeous burlesque queen Kalani Kokonuts does a striptease between comics and is worth the $20 price of admission on her own. (Club web site)

Call 1 (702) 869-0003 for the club limo; the $10 fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle, which makes for the best stand-up comedy deal in Vegas.

Be sure to visit the main room of the club after for one of the hottest in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dances in town and a selection of 400 dancers.  Free admission to the strip club if you arrive by the club limo or drive yourself, and VIP packages include free admission, free limo transport, front-of-line admission (the lines at the door can get lengthy), a VIP table, and a discount on drinks (even the basic package includes a free drink).

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New Vegas Topless Club Opens Where Striptease Used to Be

A new topless club–The Ace of Diamonds–had a grand opening last weekend. I missed the opening, but will get in there soon to write a full review. The club is only open Thur-Sun, with doors open at 9 pm.

Ace of Diamonds is located at 3750 S Valley View Blvd, Las Vegas. (702) 253-1555. This is where the Striptease club used to be, formerly Velvet Lion, formerly Eden, and before that an earlier try with the name Striptease. It’s a small club, but has been very plush since the Velvet Lion remodel in 2009. Despite numerous attempts at reopening since Velvet Lion closed in 2010, the property has mostly remained dark.

I won’t have any info on entry fees, drink prices, dance prices, etc., until I get inside the place. Watch for my full review this weekend.
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Deja Vu Showgirls in Full Party Mode for the Holidays

If you haven’t been to Deja Vu Showgirls lately, the club has turned into quite a party for the holidays.  A few nights back there was a gift-wrapping contest where customers competed to holiday wrap the dancers.  Another night there was an impromptu candy cane sucking contest where the dancers competed to see who could suck the stripes off her candy cane first.

Tonight is going to be Event 7 in the club’s 12 Days of Christmas party–exactly what the special event will be, the club won’t say except that it will be at 1 am.  As on every Tuesday, all drinks are $2 except for top shelf, and there will also be food.

Admission is $11 on Tuesday nights for all, locals and out-of-towners alike, assuming you either arrive in your own transportation or call the club for their limo. Whatever you do, don’t take a cab or you’ll get hit with a $33 entry fee.  Call 702-366-1633 to reserve your free ride.
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Monday Madness in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Sapphire’s (club review / club website) Monday Night Football party (Bears vs. Saints). Kickoff at 5:30. Halftime with dollar dances @ 7 pm with Sapphire’s gorgeous topless crew. See “The Best Lap Dance in Vegas.”

It’s Couples Night at Little Darlings (club review / club website). Couples get in free. If you’re not a couple, use the coupon on our homepage below the top post for free admission. It’s also, EDM night with top DJs and longer songs (which means longer nude lap dances). If you’re stuck at home, watch the stage show free at Little Darlings Live Webcam.

At Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) the mojitos are just $5 tonight and the PBRs are $2. Get wasted cheap on the booze and the hot dancers!
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Just in Time for the Holidays: A Naughty Pole Dancer Neck Pillow

neck pillowWhat man hasn’t yearned for a soft pair of legs to wrap around his neck for a nap on a long flight?

Well, yearn no longer.  The new Naughty Pole Dancer Neck Pillow is, according to its manufacturer, “a tribute to those wonderful neck locks you get at the club.”  And it not only supports your head in the perfect position as you sleep while sitting up, it also talks!

Press the naughty pole dancer foot and she says super sexy phrases with a smoker’s rasp, like “That’ll be $20 extra” and “You wanna buy me a drink?” and “Who’s ready for a lap dance?”

This tasteful pillow will enhance your image as an international man of travel.  It is approximately 14″ tall and batteries are included.

Amazon has this item listed for $16.95, and when’s the last time a dancer wrapped her legs around your head for less than $20? A bargain!

For other holiday gift ideas, see: Mrs. Claus Pole DancerStripper Tree Ornaments, A Stripper Shower CurtainStripper Christmas Cards, A Stripper Garden Gnome,  A Pole Dancer for Your Ride, Sexy Pole Dancer Sweater, The Lego Foxy Blox Strip Club, and Liquid Lapdance Pants.
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