A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left. Click on our calendar at the top left to see what special events will be going on while you'll be in town.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Super Bowl at the Vegas Strip Clubs

Big Screens, Great Food, Lots of Booze, Beautiful Women

Katy Perry

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is getting ready to perform at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona, for the Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show this coming Sunday, February 1.

Now Katy Perry is admittedly a dish. But let’s face it.  There will never be another Super Bowl halftime wardrobe malfunction in our lifetime, and Katy Perry’s Pepsi Halftime performance has to be suitable for granny to watch when she gets home from church.

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Yasmina, a Sapphire Gem

Yasmina, on the other hand, is a Sapphire gem and a good representative of the Vegas strip club alternative to Katy Perry’s halftime entertainment.  At the halftime show at Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club in Las Vegas, a wardrobe malfunction is the raison d’etre of the whole enterprise.

So the question you must ask yourself is, Katy vs. Yasmina.

Game time on Sunday will be 3:30 pm in Vegas, with strip club festivities (free food and drink specials) beginning sometime between 2 and 3 pm.

Three Giant Screens, 400 Dancers and $1 Lap Dances at Sapphire’s Super Bowl Extravaganza

Sapphire Football Viewing ScreensSapphire (club review / club website) is offering two Super Bowl party options.  The club’s premiere party is held in their Showroom, where you will watch the game on three giant high-definition screens.  They are the size of movie theater screens in your local cineplex, and the largest strip club viewing screens in Vegas.

The Showroom party also includes what the club is calling an “upscale tailgate buffet.”  I don’t know the exact menu, but based on past parties at Sapphire it will be something like a choice of champagne chicken, beef tenderloin or stroganoff or the like, maybe something Alfredo, and various hors d’oeuvres and salads.  The charge for the showroom party is $150, and I can tell you it sells out every year.

The $75 party is on the much larger main floor of the club and includes a “standard” tailgate buffet, featuring classic high-end football man-chow–sliders, wings, dogs, and the like. The main room has smaller screens, but there are lots of them strategically placed.

Adult film star Kendra Lust will be hosting the event. Kendra, a curvy beauty, just won the XBIZ award for 2015 MILF of the Year, and I’m sure she’s a lovely person, but guys, I gotta tell you, the main reason to go to Sapphire is for the halftime dollar lap dance tsunami with the club’s gorgeous dancers. These are full-fledged, topless, high-contact lap dances with a Sapphire dancer like Yasmina who is hoping you’ll choose to keep her in your lap all the way until the game starts again.

The way it works is that literally hundreds of Sapphire’s lovely dancers pour into the showroom or onto the main floor as soon as halftime starts.  The dollar lap dances last 20-30 seconds till the DJ says “switch.”  Then one smiling topless girl in lingerie gets up from your lap while another one sits down (unless you give your next dollar to the girl who’s already there).

Sapphire offers free limo transport to their Super Bowl party (call 1.702.869.0003 to book your ride)  included with the $75 or $150 admission.

As this party usually sells out, it’s best to reserve your place in advance at the club’s Super Bowl page, which also offers special drink packages.

Deja Vu Showgirls Super Bowl Super Big Party

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) is throwing a Super Bowl bash with $25 and $50 options ($15 and $40 for locals).  Both options include viewing the game on the club’s multiple high-definition screens.  The $50 option gives you a wrist band for an open bar that includes domestic beer and well drinks, and you can upgrade to premium for $3 a drink. The $50 option also includes a buffet of pizza and wings.

There will be buy-1-get-1-free dance specials at halftime on the floor and in the VIP.

But my favorite amenity at Deja Vu Showgirls is their 15-minutes-for-$150 deal to be alone with one of the club’s beautiful dancers in an elegant private room where you can close the door.  That’s almost exactly the length of halftime.

It’s a great way to celebrate if your game bets are winning, and a great consolation if not.  Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

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TVO’s Dancer of the Month: Meet Reagan Reilly from Little Darlings

regan-reilly-pole-dancing-optI first saw Reagan Reilly flying around the stripper poles at Little Darlings a few weeks ago.  I was struck by the ecstatic expression on her face. You can see it in the photos below.

I noticed men who were on their way to the club’s private rooms for a lap dance stop in their tracks to watch her. Even the dancers out on the floor stopped to watch her.

Talking with her later I learned she was Miss Nude Wisconsin 2014.

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AVN After Party Tonight at Sapphire

Dana DeArmond

Dana DeArmond

The AVN/Adult Entertainment Expo wraps up today at 4 pm and the AVN Awards are tonight.

You can catch hundreds of adult film stars on the red carpet at the Hard Rock from 6 to 8 pm.  Dana DeArmond will be hosting the red carpet banter.

You can meet Dana DeArmond and her fellow adult star Chanel Preston at Sapphire (club review / club website) later this evening, where they will be co-hosting the Official AVN After Party.

Chanel Preston

Chanel Preston

Preston just completed her adult film directorial debut with the all-girl Chanel Movie One, in which she shares a scene with Dana.

The party starts at midnight.  DeArmond says she plans to make it rain on the Sapphire dancers, and hopes some fans will buy her some lap dances.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo; the $10 reservations fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle.

Sapphire’s VIP packages include free admission, free limo transport, front-of-line admission (the lines at the door can get lengthy, especially for an AVN After Party), a VIP table, and a discount on drinks (even the basic package includes a free drink).
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Bonnie Rotten Unleashed at Deja Vu Showgirls

Bonnie Rotten and the Art of Wild Enthusiasm

bonnie-rotten-portraitBonnie Rotten will be performing two shows tonight at Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) at midnight and 2 am.

My advice is to get a front row seat for both shows–if you can get in the door. Go early. You have got to see this girl who brings the same wild enthusiasm, eroticism and art to her live shows that she brings to her films.

Bonnie, a relative newcomer to adult films, is arguably the most sought after adult film performer in the world today. Her first adult film was in 2012 when she was chosen as Inked magazine’s Starlet of the Year, and she’s appeared in 150 films since then, winning award after award in the adult film industry.

bonnie-rotten-light-bulbIn 2014, she won the AVN Awards for Female Performer of the Year and Best Group Sex Scene.

She won the Exotic Dancer Award for Adult Movie Entertainer of the Year. (She is dynamite as a stage performer!)

She won the Fanny Award for Super Freak (Kinky) Performer of the Year.

She won the NightMoves Fans’ Choice Award for Best Female Performer.

She won the TLARaw Award for Best Female Newcomer. She won the Venus Award for Best Actress (International). She won the XBIZ Award for Best Scene in a non-feature release. She won the XCritic Award for Best Female Performer.  She also won the XRCO Award for Superslut of the Year.

This year (2015) she’s nominated for ten (10) AVN Awards, including Female Performer of the Year once again.

Beyond-Fucked-Bonnie-Rotten-DVD-CoverSome of Bonnie’s most memorable films are: Beyond Fucked: A Zombie Odyssey, Obedience School, The Destruction of Bonnie Rotten, and Bonnieland: A Gangbang Fantasy.

An Up and Coming Artist in the Adult Film Genre

One of the things I admire about Bonnie is that she has used her success to move quickly for more artistic control over her work–the hallmark of an artist.  She had her directorial debut in 2014, directing five adult films, including Cape Fear XXX in which she played the De Niro/Mitchum role of the ex-con who’s stalking the Middle American family of the lawyer who tried to destroy her.

Let that swirl around your mind a bit.

To me that shows that Bonnie has a vision of the possibilities of adult films beyond the sexual athleticism that dominates the industry at the moment. She’s been nominated for a Best Director Award at AVN for that work.

Bonnie Explains What Makes Her Hot

In an article in Forbes magazine, “The Business of Porn,” Bonnie explains her phenomenal success: “I’m real. I bring myself. I don’t pretend to be something I’m not.”

She started her modeling career as a tattoo model. Her right upper arm says: “The promise of a better future is a lie”–a lyric from death-metal band Kreator’s “Material World Paranoia.”

Dan Ozzi, writing in noisey.vice.com, calls her: “the immensely intimidating tattoo-titted freakwoman Bonnie Rotten.”

Here’s my own take on what makes Bonnie Rotten so hot.  She has a true genius for her art form, meaning she understands the emotions she’s creating and satisfying, and she understands how to use her body and personality and spirit to take the art form to a new level.  Most important, she seems to do it out of genuine love.

Whatever you do this weekend in Vegas, don’t miss Bonnie Rotten at Deja Vu Showgirls tonight. I will see you there.

Use the coupon on the right sidebar of our homepage to get free admission to Deja Vu (a $33 savings).  Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

[Sunday morning note:  I’ve added some snapshots below of Bonnie’s performance.  Note how she loves on her audience and the response she gets for it.]

Bonnie Rotten Loving On Her Audience During Her Stage Show

Bonnie Rotten Loving On Her Audience During Her Stage Show

Bonnie Rotten On Stage at Deja Vu Showgirls

Bonnie Rotten On Stage at Deja Vu Showgirls

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Lexi Belle, Allie Haze, & Adult Film Stars Telling Jokes at Sapphire Tonight

Lexi Belle & Allie Haze at Sapphire

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Lexi Belle

Here’s your chance to meet adult film stars Allie Haze and Lexi Belle, who will be hosting Sapphire’s (club review / club website) AVN party tonight (Thur Jan 22). Lexi has won eight AVN awards in the past and is nominated this year for the Best Girl/Girl Sex Scene.

The scrumptious Allie, who once trained as a veterinary tech, was a Penthouse Pet of the Month in January 2014.  In 2012 she portrayed Princess Leia in Star Wars XXX.

In 2011 she was chosen to become the latest Emmanuelle (of the official Alain Siritzky series), and starred in the Emmanuelle Through Time series.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo; the $10 reservations fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle.

Allie-Haze

Allie Haze

Sapphire’s VIP packages include free admission, free limo transport, front-of-line admission (the lines at the door can get lengthy), a VIP table, and a discount on drinks (even the basic package includes a free drink).

Can Adult Film Stars Do Stand-up Comedy?

The Sapphire Comedy Hour (review), which normally has Open Mike Comedy on Thursday nights, will feature all adult film stars cracking the dirty jokes this week at Sapphire’s Carnal Comedy show. This will be a crazy show.

Rebecca Bardoux will be hosting the show and Daryl Wright is the headliner. Plus Nina Hartley (Boogie Nights), Hyapatia Lee, Kurt Lockwood, Rebecca Lane, Phil Varone, Evan Stone, Joclyn Stone, Brittany Andrews, and Dominic Pacifico will be taking their turns at trying to get laughs.  This may or may not be the funniest comedy show ever, but either way it will be a riot.

Doors open 7:30 pm.  Show runs from 8:30 to 10 pm.  Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo; the $10 reservations fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle.

Admission to the comedy show is free for locals, $11 for out-of-town visitors. Open bar 8 pm to 8:30 pm.

Skin Diamond and Brandy Aniston Dancing Nude at Little Darlings

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Skin Diamond

On Thursday night, Little Darlings (club review / club website) will be featuring a “Deviant Devils Party” with Brandy Aniston and Skin Diamond dancing nude on stage after 11 pm.  Brandy began her career dancing at Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry, CA.

Brandy has won two AVN awards in recent years and has been nominated for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene (with her husband) in 2015.

Skin Diamond, who is a knockout, won two AVN Awards in 2014 (Best Double Penetration Scene and Best Oral Sex Scene) and is nominated for five awards in 2015.  She began her career as a mainstream model for Louis Vuitton and American Apparel.

Echo, from Marvel Comics' Daredevil:  End of Days - Watch Her Come to Life Tonight at Little Darlings

Echo, from Marvel Comics’ Daredevil: End of Days – Watch Her Come to Life Tonight at Little Darlings

In 2012 she became the model for David Mack’s Echo character in Marvel Comics’ Daredevil:  End of Days.  So this is also a chance to watch your favorite Native American, deaf superheroine come to life.

Get free admission to Little Darlings with the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.  Call 1.702.371.2181 for the free club limo.

If you’re stuck at home, you can watch Brandy and Skin/Echo for free online at Little Darlings’ live web cam.
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Brandy Aniston will be Burning Up the Stage at Little Darlings Tonight

Brandy-AnistonBrandy Aniston, one of the adult film world superstars, will be burning up the stage at Little Darlings (club review / club website) tonight.

Brandy Aniston won the 2014 AVN Award for Best Supporting Actress for her work in the film, Not the Wizard of Oz XXX. This year, she’s been nominated for an AVN Award for Best Boy/Girl Sex Scene (with her husband, Barry Scott) for her performance in Brandy Aniston is Fucked, a film she also directed.

Up until 2012, Brandy was a dancer at Spearmint Rhino in City of Industry, California. Stage performing is her first love and I expect her Little Darlings show tonight–with up-and-coming adult film star Jessa Rhodes–to be wild. Little Darlings is the perfect stage for watching adult film stars because the performers can get completely naked for the girl-on-girl action.

Brandy has been saying in interviews in recent months that she wanted fans to start seeing her dominant side.

Get free admission to Little Darlings with the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.  Call 1.702.371.2181 for the free club limo.  If you’re stuck at home, you can watch Brandy and Jessa for free online at Little Darlings’ live web cam.
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