A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club

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If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left. Click on our calendar at the top left to see what special events will be going on while you'll be in town.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

AVN / Adult Entertainment Expo Diary

AVN/AEE – America’s Sexual Fantasy Convention

horsiebackIt’s Day 1 of the 2015 AVN (Adult Video News) Adult Entertainment Expo at the Hard Rock Hotel in Las Vegas and I’m wandering the main floor looking at the booths, ogling the 100s of pretty girls in skimpy lingerie, skittering past this year’s dildo collection, collecting signed adult star photos, and avoiding the two religious booths manned by Christians here to save lost souls.

There are businesses hawking miracle lubricants, lingerie that would shock Frederick’s of Hollywood, leather freak goods (chaps to reins), unidentifiable sex toys and masturbation aids, online porn movie sites, x-rated dvds, adult webcam services, and a showroom where you can settle in for the day to watch male strippers and bondage demonstrations. There’s even an employment counselor there for people looking to break into the biz.

AVN/AEE Fan Photographers

Photo by Hew Burney

In the aisle a cute young girl in a schoolgirl outfit is riding on the back of some guy wearing a saddle contraption. I whip out my Android to snap a quick pic and thank God I’m fast on the draw because immediately after she is surrounded by fans with cameras, clicking at her like a school of horny piranha.

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Girl in Bondage and Dog Leash at AVN/AEE

Photo by Hew Burney

One of my favorite exhibits is the Black Tape Project, where artists are applying strips of black electrical tape to various parts of female anatomies, and doing a great job of it too. There are girls wandering all over the expo with artistic black tape zebra stripes, black maze patterns, black spider webs and other designs up and down their arms and legs and across strategic portions of their torsos.

And the Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club from Tijuana was there passing out coupons for free hotel rooms in TJ. They had half a dozen dancers on hand to pose, twerk and do pole tricks—all irresistible bait for the amateur photographers.

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One of the Brazzers Girls Demonstrating that Skirts Keep Getting Shorter for Schoolgirls
Photo by Hew Burney

But all of this is the tame stuff–they keep the kinkier booths on the second floor of the expo. There are booths here that specialize in torture equipment, including racks, whipping posts, and other evil-looking restraint devices. There’s a room here where fans can volunteer to be whipped or spanked. In the aisle I see a pretty girl wearing a muzzle and little else. She’s being walked on a leash by a leather-clad guy who’s carrying a whip.

The other highlight of the show is of course the chance to meet your favorite adult film star and maybe get your photo snapped with him or her or even attend a private party with them. I was lucky in that I had a tour guide for AVN this year, and probably the best tour guide a person could possibly have–Hew Burney, the official AVN staff photographer. Most of the photos that appear in this post were taken by Hew.

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The Stars of Girlfriends Films
Photo by Hew Burney

The AVN Awards

AVN Awards 2015 Best Actress

Photo by Hew Burney

The AVN Awards are exactly like the Oscars, with stars on the red carpet, lots of thank-you speeches from people in categories nobody cares about, and musical interludes to wake people up between best cinematography and editing.

Another major difference is some additional categories.

AVN Awards 2015 Best Anal Sex Scene

Photo by Hew Burney

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My Interview with Christy Mack

In August 2014, adult film actress Christy Mack was injured in a severe beating she says she suffered at the hands of fellow porn star and MMA fighter, War Machine. She’s recovering from 18 broken bones, multiple knocked-out teeth, cracked ribs and a ruptured liver.

According to TMZ Sports, War Machine subsequently tried to hang himself in his jail cell. He was put on a 24-hour suicide watch. Read more…

Reagan Reilly – Miss Nude Wisconsin 2014 – Wednesday, Friday and Saturday at Little Darlings

Reagan Reilly, Miss Nude Wisconsin, will be Dancing at Little Darlings

Reagan Reilly
Miss Nude Wisconsin 2014

Tonight (Wednesday, Jan. 28) and Friday and Saturday nights (Jan. 30-31) Reagan Reilly, Miss Nude Wisconsin 2014, will be performing live at Little Darlings (club review / club website). Next week she’s off to Buffalo, so catch her this week in Vegas at Little D’s.

Reagan Reilly is a breathtaking pole dancer.  Check out her pics on our current Dancer of the Month page.

Get free admission to Little Darlings (a $33 savings) with the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.  Call 1.702.371.2181 for the free club limo.

If you’re stuck at home and can’t make it to Little Darlings, you can watch Reagan for free online at Little Darlings’ live web cam.
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Oregon Dancers: Making Laws and Strip Club History

In October we reported (in  “Oregon Strippers to Work with State Legislators”) that Oregon dancers had been invited by the state legislature to help draw up new laws to regulate the state’s humongous strip club industry.  Oregon has more than twice as many strip clubs as Nevada and the greatest number in the country per capita.

Oregon dancers had already won the right–in a 2005 state Supreme Court case–to be free from legal harassment for any aspect of their performances.  They can touch customers and allow touch (or forbid it).  They can appear nude in clubs that serve alcohol.  They can wear whatever they want.

They can do whatever they choose on stage and in private dances without sleazeball vice cops showing up to arrest them on phony prostitution charges, because it’s all protected by the First Amendment.

Now I was interested to learn what else Oregon’s exotic dancers felt needed to be changed in the law.

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Super Bowl at the Vegas Strip Clubs

Big Screens, Great Food, Lots of Booze, Beautiful Women

Katy Perry

Katy Perry

Katy Perry is getting ready to perform at the University of Phoenix Stadium in Glendale, Arizona, for the Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show this coming Sunday, February 1.

Now Katy Perry is admittedly a dish. But let’s face it.  There will never be another Super Bowl halftime wardrobe malfunction in our lifetime, and Katy Perry’s Pepsi Halftime performance has to be suitable for granny to watch when she gets home from church.

Sapphire Dancer

Yasmina, a Sapphire Gem

Yasmina, on the other hand, is a Sapphire gem and a good representative of the Vegas strip club alternative to Katy Perry’s halftime entertainment.  At the halftime show at Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club in Las Vegas, a wardrobe malfunction is the raison d’etre of the whole enterprise.

So the question you must ask yourself is, Katy vs. Yasmina.

Game time on Sunday will be 3:30 pm in Vegas, with strip club festivities (free food and drink specials) beginning sometime between 2 and 3 pm.

Three Giant Screens, 400 Dancers and $1 Lap Dances at Sapphire’s Super Bowl Extravaganza

Sapphire Football Viewing ScreensSapphire (club review / club website) is offering two Super Bowl party options.  The club’s premiere party is held in their Showroom, where you will watch the game on three giant high-definition screens.  They are the size of movie theater screens in your local cineplex, and the largest strip club viewing screens in Vegas.

The Showroom party also includes what the club is calling an “upscale tailgate buffet.”  I don’t know the exact menu, but based on past parties at Sapphire it will be something like a choice of champagne chicken, beef tenderloin or stroganoff or the like, maybe something Alfredo, and various hors d’oeuvres and salads.  The charge for the showroom party is $150, and I can tell you it sells out every year.

The $75 party is on the much larger main floor of the club and includes a “standard” tailgate buffet, featuring classic high-end football man-chow–sliders, wings, dogs, and the like. The main room has smaller screens, but there are lots of them strategically placed.

Adult film star Kendra Lust will be hosting the event. Kendra, a curvy beauty, just won the XBIZ award for 2015 MILF of the Year, and I’m sure she’s a lovely person, but guys, I gotta tell you, the main reason to go to Sapphire is for the halftime dollar lap dance tsunami with the club’s gorgeous dancers. These are full-fledged, topless, high-contact lap dances with a Sapphire dancer like Yasmina who is hoping you’ll choose to keep her in your lap all the way until the game starts again.

The way it works is that literally hundreds of Sapphire’s lovely dancers pour into the showroom or onto the main floor as soon as halftime starts.  The dollar lap dances last 20-30 seconds till the DJ says “switch.”  Then one smiling topless girl in lingerie gets up from your lap while another one sits down (unless you give your next dollar to the girl who’s already there).

Sapphire offers free limo transport to their Super Bowl party (call 1.702.869.0003 to book your ride)  included with the $75 or $150 admission.

As this party usually sells out, it’s best to reserve your place in advance at the club’s Super Bowl page, which also offers special drink packages.

Deja Vu Showgirls Super Bowl Super Big Party

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) is throwing a Super Bowl bash with $25 and $50 options ($15 and $40 for locals).  Both options include viewing the game on the club’s multiple high-definition screens.  The $50 option gives you a wrist band for an open bar that includes domestic beer and well drinks, and you can upgrade to premium for $3 a drink. The $50 option also includes a buffet of pizza and wings.

There will be buy-1-get-1-free dance specials at halftime on the floor and in the VIP.

But my favorite amenity at Deja Vu Showgirls is their 15-minutes-for-$150 deal to be alone with one of the club’s beautiful dancers in an elegant private room where you can close the door.  That’s almost exactly the length of halftime.

It’s a great way to celebrate if your game bets are winning, and a great consolation if not.  Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

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TVO’s Dancer of the Month: Meet Reagan Reilly from Little Darlings

Reagan Reilly, Miss Nude Wisconsin, Pole DancingI first saw Reagan Reilly flying around the stripper poles at Little Darlings a few weeks ago.  I was struck by the ecstatic expression on her face. You can see it in the photos below.

I noticed men who were on their way to the club’s private rooms for a lap dance stop in their tracks to watch her. Even the dancers out on the floor stopped to watch her.

Talking with her later I learned she was Miss Nude Wisconsin 2014.

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AVN After Party Tonight at Sapphire

Dana DeArmond

Dana DeArmond

The AVN/Adult Entertainment Expo wraps up today at 4 pm and the AVN Awards are tonight.

You can catch hundreds of adult film stars on the red carpet at the Hard Rock from 6 to 8 pm.  Dana DeArmond will be hosting the red carpet banter.

You can meet Dana DeArmond and her fellow adult star Chanel Preston at Sapphire (club review / club website) later this evening, where they will be co-hosting the Official AVN After Party.

Chanel Preston

Chanel Preston

Preston just completed her adult film directorial debut with the all-girl Chanel Movie One, in which she shares a scene with Dana.

The party starts at midnight.  DeArmond says she plans to make it rain on the Sapphire dancers, and hopes some fans will buy her some lap dances.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo; the $10 reservations fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle.

Sapphire’s VIP packages include free admission, free limo transport, front-of-line admission (the lines at the door can get lengthy, especially for an AVN After Party), a VIP table, and a discount on drinks (even the basic package includes a free drink).
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