A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left. Click on our calendar at the top left to see what special events will be going on while you'll be in town.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Nevada Paranormal Task Force Investigates Palomino Club Haunting

palomino-club-las-vegas-hauntedIs the Palomino Club haunted?

Last week, an investigator for the Nevada Paranormal Task Force (yes, this is a real group) posted a photo on Twitter that he took inside the Palomino, reportedly when “the lights were off.”

The photo shows a blue streak of light slanting across the room.  Now, here is the haunted part:  Allegedly, this light was not visible inside the room when the photo was taken. (See pic at left.)

Why is the local Las Vegas Ghostbusters even looking into this possibility?

Last October, I interviewed Adam Gentile, the General Manager of the Palomino Club. (See “Interview with a Vegas Strip Club Manager.”) When I asked Adam about the weirdest thing that’s ever happened in the club, he said that the entire staff believes the club to be haunted.

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Lilith Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

He said, “I’m probably the only one here who’s never experienced any of the stuff they tell me about–dark shadows moving across the room, hearing voices  when there’s no one there…”

Apparently, word has gotten around.

Personally, I’ve never observed any ghosts or apparitions at the Palomino, but then I’ve been preoccupied.

Get free admission to Palomino Club when you arrive by the club’s free round-trip limo (call 1.702.327.7258 to reserve your ride).  Full club review / Club website.  Couples friendly. 60-70+ dancers at peak hours. 21+  Palomino is a nude club that serves alcohol.

Strip Club Coupon
This coupon gets you free admission to Little Darlings (up to $33 savings) as long as you don't arrive by cab, but you must still pay $6 at the door for unlimited soft drinks.

TVO’s Dancer of the Month: Meet Vallerina Estrella from Little Darlings

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Vallerina Estrella from Little Darlings
TVO’s Dancer of the Month

Vallerina Estrella is 19 years old and dances at Little Darlings (club review / club website).  She has been dancing professionally for a year. Although she was born in Mexico, her family moved to Las Vegas when she was a toddler. She grew up here and considers herself a Las Vegas native.

In the photo set below by Hew Burney, you’ll see her dance on one of Little Darlings’ small stages and also in one of the club’s private rooms.

Her beauty is downright heart-stopping.  She is not at all jaded–her feelings show through as she performs, and she can go in an instant from little-girl shy to a tiger.

She laughs easily, and has a smile that lights up a room.

Following her photo shoot, I got a chance to talk to her about her life, her plans, and her feelings about dancing.

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Vegas Strip Clubs Are Remodeling and Expanding

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer Savannah

Savannah Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls
She’s a Classic Pin-Up,  All-American Girl
Photo by Hew Burney

Deja Vu Showgirls has just finished a remodel of its main room, with black paint and more subdued lighting, a nice improvement for this lap dance palace.  (Club review / Club website)

Savannah (at right) was dancing at the club Saturday night.  An older gentleman on the rail was so besotted with her that he leaned over the rail and kissed her.  This is not acceptable behavior in a strip club, but he was so clearly taken with her, and so clearly meant no disrespect, that she just smiled and kissed him back.

Palomino Club (club review / club website) will soon be expanding its main showroom and adding a new Lipstick Lounge to its Penthouse VIP area.  Palomino’s current VIP rooms are some of the most private in Vegas.

Little Darlings has added a Gamer Room to its collection of unique VIPs suitable for group parties.  The new gamer VIP includes both X-Box 360 and Atari systems and a few zillion games. If you ever wanted to play Grand Theft Auto with live naked girls, here’s your chance.  (Club review / Club website)

Spearmint Rhino Vegas

Artist’s Rendering

Spearmint Rhino is planning a major renovation on their property.  You can see a recent artist’s rendering at left.

Hustler Club recently opened its rooftop nightclub, Fuso. This area is available for large private parties and special events.

This warm Vegas weather lately has me anticipating the reopening of the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) where the Sapphire dancers come to party and work on their tans. It is my favorite topless pool in Vegas.  They’ve already announced auditions for staff and entertainers.  Opening day hasn’t been officially announced yet, but last year it was the first weekend of May.


Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs Updated for March 2015

The March 2015 update of TVO’s “Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs” has been posted.

In compiling the data I use to make my recommendations, I try to look at everything from the dancer quality and quantity to the quality of the lap dances, private shows, stage shows, and special events, to good value in drink prices and VIP room prices, to the general comfort and attractiveness of the clubs.

The clubs who made the cut this time each have different strengths, which you can read about in their descriptions, but overall I’m looking for the clubs most likely to turn you on, at the best value, and with the lowest hustle.

This list is always in flux, the competition is tough in this town, and there are some contenders who didn’t quite make the cut this time who may make it in a future update.  In the meantime, have fun out there.  The Vegas strip clubs are the best in the world.

This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, February 27

It’s Frat House Friday at Little Darlings

Little Darlings Vegas Dancer

Vallerina Estrella Dances at
Little Darlings

At Little Darlings (club review / club website) it’s Frat House Friday, which means pretty girls dancing their way out of naughty schoolgirl outfits, college-party-type games (women from the audience blowing up condoms on stage, guys trying to climb stripper poles to win a free nude private dance), plus dollar lap dances, 2-for-1 nude private room dances (that’s 2 for $20 during the blue light specials), and free food (American food tonight) from 8 – 10 pm, so get there early if you’re hungry.

Get free admission (a $33 savings) with the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.  Call 1.702.371.2181 for the free club limo.

If you’re stuck at home, watch the stage show for free online at Little Darlings’ live web cam.

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Envii Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls’ Private Show Special

Deja Vu (club review /club website) started some lap dance specials last month that are proving popular with customers, including my favorite private dance deal in town:  $150 for 15 minutes alone with one of their delectable topless dancers in a truly private room with a door you can close.  That’s only $10 more than you’ll pay in most Vegas clubs for 10 minutes in the group VIP.

Nevada residents, don’t forget to ask for your locals card for great drink deals! (See the club review for details.)

Out-of-staters, use the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage to get free admission to Deja Vu Showgirls (and save $33).  Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Angel Beau

Angel Beau

Angel Beau at Babes

Topless club Babes Cabaret (club review), out in Henderson, will be featuring Angel Beau–one of the founders of the notorious Suicide Sirens troupe.

She will appear in two shows Friday and Saturday night at 11 pm and 2 am.

Angel is known for her wild and unpredictable performances, sometimes featuring flaming torches, machetes, chain saws, and maybe even a staple gun or two.


Bonnie Rotten at Hustler Club

Hustler Club will be featuring a live performance by adult film performer Bonnie Rotten tonight and tomorrow night. No time listed but assume sometime after 11 pm.

Saturday, February 28

Comedy Hour with Burlesque at Sapphire, Hot Lap Dances After

Sapphire Comedy Hour starts at 8 pm on Saturday night in the club’s showroom, featuring risque stand-up comics and a strip-club crowd that’s quick with the banter. Donny Johnson is the MC, Gary Caouette headlines, plus performances by AK and Melissa Richelle. Burlesque queen Kalani Kokonuts does a striptease between comics and is worth the $20 price of admission on her own. Mon Dre the Magician will be appearing as well.

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Prada is a Sapphire Gem

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo; the $10 reservation fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle.

Be sure to visit Sapphire’s main room (club review / club website) after the comedy show for one of the hottest in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dances in town and a selection of 400 gorgeous dancers.  If you’re going to be staying for the evening, the club’s VIP packages include free admission, free limo transport, front-of-line admission (the lines at the door can get lengthy), a VIP table, and a discount on drinks (even the basic package includes a free drink).

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Workshop on Stripper Eye Contact at Las Vegas Burlesque Studio Tonight

Di' Lovely

Di’ Lovely

Cha Cha Velour’s Las Vegas Burlesque Studio will be conducting a workshop on audience seduction tonight.

The workshop, aimed at dancers, will be taught by San Diego burlesque performer, Di’ Lovely.  It starts at 8:00 pm and costs $25 at the door (or $20 if you reserve in advance–you’ll find a link to sign up below).

The workshop is titled “The Lascivious Approach,” and is described on the event’s Facebook page:

Take power of your audience, with strong eye contact and wanton glances. This class will focus on slowing down, being aware of your own body, and letting yourself go to raw, organic movement. Not only will you seduce the audience, but you may even turn yourself on!

This workshop is great for ALL LEVELS of performers who want to break it down, focusing on emitting more sensuality rather than being too focused on dance choreography. There will be interactive exercises with other students, as well as movement across the floor–on the floor. Wear long leggings and sleeves because we’re bound to get dirty! Shoes optional. No choreography will be taught.

The Las Vegas Burlesque Studio is located at 1800 Industrial Rd Suite 205, Las Vegas–right in the heart of the Vegas strip club district.

See the The Lascivious Approach Facebook event page for more information or to make a reservation through Paypal.