A Better Way to Choose a Vegas Strip Club


If you're looking for information on the best strip clubs in Las Vegas, you just hit the jackpot, Jack. You've found the ultimate Las Vegas guide to girls peeling off their underthings in public.

Las Vegas Topless Clubs, Nude Clubs and More

There are 16 topless gentlemen's clubs in Las Vegas, seven clubs where the girls are on stage fully nude, ten casino shows that feature topless showgirls, bars and nightclubs that feature erotic entertainment, peep shows, swingers' clubs, 10 adults-only topless party pools, and a dozen male revues, including one where the guys dance nude.

We've got strip clubs with such an awesome number of drop-dead gorgeous dancers that the scene rivals the harem of the Sultan of Brunei. We've got strip clubs that offer private VIP rooms where you can close the door and get creative with the dancer of your choice.

We've got high-mileage lap dances, nude bed dances, shower shows, mud and oil wrestling, bikini bull-riding, pretty beaver contests, and Monday night football titty blizzards. We’ve got strip clubs that feature stacked dancers, others that feature big booty, and still others that feature 18-year-olds who can fly around the stripper poles.

We’ve even got high-end legal brothels an hour's drive from Vegas.

As a traveling man, I've been to strip clubs in just about every state in the U.S.—including Alaska and Hawaii—and a lot of other countries as well, and I've never seen another town like this one for strip clubs. The best strip clubs in Las Vegas are some of the best strip clubs in the world.

100% Honest Vegas Strip Club Reviews

At Topless Vegas Online, I cover it all. I give it to you straight and tell you exactly what you can expect. If I like a place, I tell you why. If I don't like a place, I tell you the problem. I list the prices for everything, and whether or not I think they're worth it.

Las Vegas Strip Club Costs, Etiquette, Slang and Local Laws

I also fill you in on how to avoid getting ripped off by the tourist traps, and provide tricks the locals use to have maximum fun at minimum cost. And if you're new to the Vegas strip club scene, you'll find guides to Las Vegas strip club etiquette, tipping advice, slang, and local laws.

How to Get the Most from Topless Vegas Online

If you're not familiar with Vegas strip clubs, start with the articles under "Strip Club Survival Guide" at the left. Once you know whether you're looking for a topless or nude club, or some other adult entertainment, check out the "Best Of's" at the top left. Click on our calendar at the top left to see what special events will be going on while you'll be in town.

Once you've narrowed down the clubs or shows that you're most interested in, check out their individual reviews for detailed information, hours, prices, and location. And don't forget to check out the free round-trip limo transport offered by many of the clubs. The clubs give free admission when you arrive at their club by their limo, no strings attached. That can save you $70+ to enjoy the pleasures of the establishment.

Just in Time for the Holidays: A Stripper Shower Curtain

stripper shower curtain3Here’s a cool shower curtain for the guy whose bathroom has everything but a pole dancer in it.

It comes in the standard shower curtain size:  71×71 inches, though custom sizes can be ordered. It’s hand-painted with professional quality fabric paint on super-soft 100% polyester fabric. It’s waterproof and mildew-resistant, and has 12 standard holes at the top to hang it with your own hooks.

The curtain comes in white with a black silhouette of a pole dancer, but other colors can be custom ordered.

The standard curtain is $55.99 from etsy.com.

For other holiday gift ideas, see: Stripper Christmas Cards, A Stripper Garden Gnome,  A Pole Dancer for Your Ride, Sexy Pole Dancer Sweater, The Lego Foxy Blox Strip Club, and Liquid Lapdance Pants.

Thanksgiving Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Thanksgiving, November 27

Dinner with the Darlings

Little Darlings is the only Vegas strip club that’s observing Thanksgiving with a special event–that event being a full Thanksgiving Dinner from 6 pm to 8:30 pm. For a few years now, Little Darlings has had a Thanksgiving feast for their dancers, many of whom are far from home on this traditional family holiday, and the staff and other dancers at Little Darlings are the closest thing to family they have in this town.

So if you’re short on family this Thanksgiving, go share the holiday with the Little Darlings crew. Naked girls go great with turkey and dressing.  There’s a coupon for free entry on our homepage beneath the top post. (Club review) / (Club web site.)

Palomino and Lacy’s Closed

Palomino Club, Vegas only strip club that serves alcohol and has nude dancers, is closed on Thanksgiving Day. If you think that sucks because one of the things you’re most thankful for in life is seeing naked women, and you like having a beer or something stronger while you’re being thankful, you’ll have to give thanks when the club reopens Friday afternoon at 4 pm. (Club review) / (Club web site.)

Club Lacy’s is closed as well on Thanksgiving. Lacy’s Urban Women Night will be back on Friday. (Club website)

Cheetahs Lowers House Fee on Thanksgiving

Palomino or Lacy’s dancers who are looking for something to do on Thanksgiving might consider going over to Cheetahs, where the house fee is only $10 in the morning, $15 in the afternoon, and $20 in the evening. To the customers who may be looking for a dancer to be thankful for on Thanksgiving, Cheetahs has $10 lap dances until 7 pm.

Open Mike at Sapphire

Thursday is also Open Mike Comedy Night at Sapphire. No cover charge. Starts at 9 pm.  Call 702.869.0003 for the club limo; the $10 limo reservation fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle. (Club website)

Friday, November 28

Frat House Friday at Little Darlings

At Little Darlings it’s Frat House Friday, which means pretty girls getting naked from naughty schoolgirl outfits, college-party-type games (women from the audience having condom-blowing-up contests on stage, guys trying to climb stripper poles), plus dollar dances, 2-for-1 nude private booth dances (that’s 2 for $20), and free American food (8 – 10 pm … leftover turkey?). (Club web site.)

Free admission for all with the coupon on our home page below the top blog post.  Call 702.371.2181 for the free club limo.  If you’re stuck at home, watch for free online at Little Darlings’ live web cam. (All audience members on stage will be blocked from the video. Only pros appear on camera.)

Fetish Friday Drink Deals at Deja Vu Showgirls

And it’s Fireball Friday at Deja Vu Showgirls, which means $5 Fireballs and $2 PBRs to cool down from the lap dances. It’s also Fetish Night, which means kinky costumes on the lovely cocktail servers. Call 702.366.1633 for the free club limo.

Pro tip: Wear red and your first Fireball is on the house.

Comedy Hour with Pole Dancing at Sapphire

Sapphire Comedy Hour starts at 8 pm in the club’s showroom, featuring risque stand-up comics and a strip-club crowd that’s quick with the banter. Burlesque and pole dancers are presented between comics and are worth the $20 price of admission on their own. (Club web site)  Call 702.869.0003 for the club limo; the $10 fee is waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle, which makes for the best stand-up comedy deal in Vegas.

Urban Women Night at Club Lacy’s

Club Lacy’s presents its one-of-a-kind Urban Women Night (see Thursday above). Doors and bar open at 9:30. Come early for your drink because the twerking show starts promptly at 11 pm and is not to be missed.  Call 702-327-7258 for the free club limo. (Club website)

Blackheart Burlesque

The Suicide Girls (not to be confused with the Suicide Sirens) are doing a burlesque show at the Brooklyn Bowl, which is not a sports stadium but a bowling alley. I have no idea what this show will consist of as I’ve never seen the Suicide Girls, but they have an extensive performance schedule on their website. Tickets (standing room only, as this is a bowling alley) are $22 in advance or $27.50 at the door.

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Sapphire Submits Further Arguments to NV Supreme Court

According to the Las Vegas Sun, the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club has asked the Nevada Supreme Court to reconsider its decision to categorize strip club dancers as employees instead of as independent contractors.

As reported on this site on Oct 31, “Sapphire Loses in NV Supreme Court,”  the court decided in favor of Sapphire dancers in a class action suit, finding that the topless club had mis-categorized their dancers as independent contractors.  The court awarded the current and former Sapphire dancers potentially millions in back pay, benefits, and refunds of stage fees.

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Just in Time for the Holidays: Stripper Christmas Cards

santa-claus-greeting-cardOkay, one stripper Christmas card anyway. But NobleWorksCards has a lot of other funny cards. Just click on  the link and you’ll get to their page that features this card, then keep clicking the next button to see all of their cards. You don’t have to buy anything. Just read’em for laughs. Their Christmas card selection drips with the holiday spirit I miss from my childhood.

Their cards are $3.75 each if purchased individually, but much less if purchased in quantity. Personally, I’d buy dozens of these cards, assuming I had dozens of friends.

For other holiday gift ideas, see: A Stripper Garden Gnome,  A Pole Dancer for Your Ride, Sexy Pole Dancer Sweater, The Lego Foxy Blox Strip Club, and Liquid Lapdance Pants.

Vegas Strip Club Bachelor Parties, Divorce Parties, and Other Private Parties

Bachelor Party Packages in the Vegas Strip Clubs: Better Value and More Fun

Vegas is bachelor/divorce party Mecca and the demand for strip club private parties has done nothing but grow since the 2009 Hangover flick.

You can always just gather your buddies in a cab, head over to a club, and have fun.  But you can get more fun for less money by taking advantage of one of the many packages the Vegas strip clubs offer for private parties.

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