Rating the Vegas Strip Clubs for Body Types
Most guys have a “type” of female body they’re most attracted to. It could be big tits that you just want to bury your face in or a luscious JLo ass, or a stunning black or Latina girl, or a young, natural cheerleader type, or thick and juicy, or a BBW or simply a sweet girl-next-door type.
Many of the top Las Vegas strip clubs hire dancers with a wide range of bodies, but some clubs specialize, so if you’re looking for something specific, here’s where to find it.
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Big Tits
If your ideal body type is the Playboy/Penthouse model, then these clubs are for you. You’ll see lots of D’s and double D’s (many silicone-enhanced) and very little body fat. If you look at the success of mags like Playboy and Penthouse, and the popularity of these clubs in Vegas, big tits and no fat seems to be a lot of guys’ favorite body type.
If your idea of enjoying busty dancers is a lap dance with a beautiful woman who allows your hands to wander, Sapphire or Treasures are the best clubs in Vegas to fill the bill.
Sapphire features 400+ stacked and slender dancers at peak hours and the wildest lap dance orgy in town. Treasures specializes in 200+ stacked babes who know how to pamper in the most luxurious setting in town.
Other clubs where you’ll see big tits, but with a wider range of body types: Palomino Club (nude), Spearmint Rhino, Hustler, and Crazy Horse III.
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Crazy Horse III - Click Here for Club Website
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Young and Natural Bodies
Palomino Club and Little Darlings are the stars of this category. Both clubs hire dancers as young as 18. Both are large and popular Las Vegas nude clubs with the pick of the younger talent. Little Darlings (age 18+) has 30+ dancers at peak hours, while Palomino (which has a full bar and is age 21+) has 130+ Dancers at both clubs are overwhelmingly toned and slender, genuine dancers who put on a great show. You’ll see some dancers with small or medium-sized natural titties, but you will also find big titties, and when you find them, they’ll often be natural. You’ll run into less silicone at Palomino and Little Darlings than in the topless lap dance palaces.
Talk of the Town (another nude club) also specializes in young and natural, although the selection here will be smaller. Talk of the Town dancers rarely have tattoos (unusual for strippers these days) because the owner just flat-out doesn’t like tats.
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Talk of the Town - Click Here for Directions
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Big Booty
Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection (topless) is the star club for men who love big booty. Floyd Mayweather hand picks every dancer in his Girl Collection, and I saw some spectacular booty on my last visit. The dancers at the Club Lacy’s Urban Women Nights are good-looking African-American dancers on the thick side, with plenty of booty to worship. You’ll also see lots of delectable big butts, but within a bigger range of body types, at Chicas Bonitas, a rocking local’s favorite where everyone speaks Spanish, soccer is on the TVs, and the table dances are only $10.
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Talk of the Town - Click Here for Directions
Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Thick and Beautiful
Chicas Bonitas and Lacy’s (part-time) are the clubs where you’ll tend to find more dancers with meat on their bones without crossing over into obese. If you feel the mainstream body type has gotten too anorexic, you’ll also be happy at Play It Again, Sam. If you like thick and beautiful in a truly swank setting, give Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection a look.
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Best Las Vegas Strip Clubs for Black Dancers
Chicas Bonitas, Vegas’ only Latino strip club, also often has a good number of beautiful black dancers in addition to lovely Latina girls. Of the Las Vegas topless clubs, Floyd Mayweather’s Girl Collection offers a mix of mostly brown and black dancers.
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Where to Find the Girl Next Door
Look in the locals’ clubs and smaller venues for strippers that don’t look like strippers: Deja Vu Showgirls, Chicas Bonitas, Club Platinum, Play It Again, Sam and Talk of the Town.
Deja Vu Showgirls - Click Here for Club Website
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Talk of the Town - Click Here for Directions
Club Platinum - Click Here for Directions
Where to Find Older Dancers
The best option for finding older dancers (generally in great shape) is in the afternoon at some of the topless clubs. I’ve seen older women early at Deja Vu, The Library, Hustler, and the neighborhood titty bars.
Deja Vu Showgirls - Click Here for Club Website
The Library Gentlemen's Club - Click Here for Club Website
Hustler Las Vegas - Click Here for Club Website
Where to Find a Good Mixture of Body Types
Most of the major topless clubs have a mixture of body types, with something for everyone: Crazy Horse III, Hustler, Sophia’s, Spearmint Rhino, and Scores.
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Spearmint Rhino - Click Here for Club Website
Scores - Click Here for Directions